I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper cab beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? why the hell cant paper do it to scissors? screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? why arent sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why, because paper cant beat anybpdy, a rock would tear the paper up in 2 seconds.When i play rock/paper/scissors I always choose ROCK. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say " oh shit, im sorry, I thought paper would protect you" :D